PG: Kevin Ollie
Now Kevin Ollie....you was in the league for like 13 years and you played for every team at least 3 times...how many times you went back and forth playin with the 76er's and Cav's son? Swear you be like OH SHIT didnt son just play for the Raptors two days ago...now you on the T'Wolves like WTF!!!!! Your closet gotta be filled with Jerseys with your name on the back on it...you probably still play for somebody on the low...cuz you just be comin outta nowhere bringin the ball upcourt...I seen you play like 100 times and never seen you make a shot...I be like what does this guy do to make a team...he must be good in practice or something...cuz you just a bum son...how you play for the Washington Bullets and the Wizards??? LOL syke naw he aint do all that...but you get the point...son was with Philly one series then he on the Detroit Pistons bench chillin in his warm up suit...smh...at least you had a long career....you mighta seen him in a Vancouver Grizzlies uniform if you do your research
Career Stats: 662 games....3.8 PPG...2.3 Assist Per Game
WHAT DID YOU DO????????????????? Just bring the ball up and pass it????
SG: Eric Willams
Eric Willams....YOU WAS NEVER GOOD....look at u...You slum like s***....no jumper havin ass....I remember when yo was on the Celtics when Paul Pierce and Antione Walker (ANOTHER BUM!!!!!) was playin on the team....you u aint do nothin for the team...look at ya profile pic yo...what is that on your head??? Paul Pierce prolly smacked you in practice for missin a lay-up and shit...yo bum ass had no specialty's b...you aint have no defense...I remember son...you was gettin carried out there...and you was missin WIDE OPEN THREES!!!! smh...you just not good...and now you got ya wife on TV...whats that show Basketball Wives? COME ON YO!!!! She just as stupid as you for marryin your bum tail...you was never nice..OH YEAH.....
WTF WAS YOU THINKIN WHEN YOU TOOK THIS PIC YO!!!
This fool look like a swole Eddie Kane and shit...this nigga look like Prince Uche off of Martin lil cousin and shit...son look like he sniff coke with protein shakes in the mornin...this dude is done...he a swole Tyron Buggims and all that...cockeyed face ass...son look like a security guard at the Marriot and shit...this nigga is straight bummed out smh...what you swole for?...u aint doin nothin!!
Career Stats: 658 Games...8.6 PPG
SF: Brian Scalabrine
SCALABRINE!!!!!!!!! On the real I got mad love for Scalabrine...he like that sloppy white dude that got mad heart....son be shootin them threes like he dont care LOL...only thing is he dont make them...people get excited when Scalabrine come in the game...when he does make a three...the crowd go crazy...being in the NBA was prolly his dream growing up...it should be a movie on his struggles gettin in the league...I remember when he was on the Nets rockin the headband shootin threes with Keith Van Horn and Kerry Kittle...(WTF HAPPENED TO THEM???) anyway...then my mans was on the Celtics shootin threes...he mighta made 35 out of 250 attempts but when he made one..he shut the place down...SCALABRINE ALL DAY SON!!!!!!
I mean come on...look at this epicness
#TEAMSCALABRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Career Stats: 492 games...3.2 PPG
PF: DJ MBENGA
SMH....this guy is every dunkers target...you get YAMMED on...in every game you play....players come in the game just to dunk on you...you garbage...you like the worst center on NBA 2k11...I think i seen you make one lay-up son...you a waste of a human body yo...all ya shots get blocked....you get the ball stolen from you....and you average like 5 fouls a game...and you only play like 2 minutes a game son...DAMN YOU SORRY!!!!!!!! You like on everybody highlight tape...you in a rookies career goals and shit...somebody be like aight...Ima average 20 points for a season....ima be a all-star...and Ima dunk on DJ Mbenga...smh...Tyrone Lawson got play of the year when he dunked on you son...I dont know how you got in the league...and you be lookin stupid out there...you stay gettin 3 second violations and shit..soon as the ball touch ya hands you travel...smh...get out the league yo!!!!
Look at this....you stay gettin slammed on son
Im not even doing this guys career stats...smh
C: SHAWN BRADLEY
"You aint no athlete...you Shawn Bradley"...Jay-z said that for ya'll who don't know...Shawn Bradley smh...just the name makes me shake my head....you are the biggest waste of height...how you like 8 feet tall...and get dunked on, blocked, and miss lay-ups smh....DAMN DAMN DAMN...you are the definition of a bum...you be lookin mad goofy out there..,and you get punked on the court...how you like the tallest man in the NBA...and get bodyslammed yo??? Dude literally picked you up and bodyslammed you...I cant even laugh at you son...like damn....you like prey to a predator...I be feelin sorry for you everytime I see when Tracy McGrady dunked on you....you prolly on mad NBA posters with nuts in ya face lol...(no homo)...like how does it feel to be a bum yo?....is your family happy with this...how does your wife love you..knowing that your a bum? you just suck at basketball...you shoulda did something else with ya life...every great NBA Player has dunked on you son...smh....you need re-evaluate ya self...Tall for nothing ass..you be makin average players look like they nice son
Career Stats: 832 games...8.1 PPG...2.5 Blocks per game....(at least you did something good!!)
This when you got bodyslammed by some no name player....
Well I'm done bashing these NBA BUMS!!!!! i'll be back next week...for next squad...of the worst players the NBA has ever seen
Its the Laid Back Cat...Meekman...Peace!!!!!
Lol all these dudes do suck really , smh I dont even know who Eric Williams is he just sound like he a bum
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