2011 N****'s

Yo what up!!!!!!!! These 2011 niggas is a mess yo...I be like WTF is wrong with these niggas

STOP BEING THIRSTY!

 Like yo...yall dudes be thirstin over chicks that dont even like y'all like that...yall be tryin wife on the first night you meet shorty and all that...son be cuffin her up at the club like she supposed to leave with you... like you the only dude she supposed to dance with...come on son...you just met her like 3 minutes ago...then if you do get her...you move her in ya crib...and all that...you don't even know this girl...while you out at work...some other dude is up in the joint!!!! Be careful....yall be stalkin chicks on they Facebook and Twitter...be textin they phone at oddest hours...its no problem textin a chick daily on some how you doing and if she really cool with you....but you dont text no chick at 4 in da morning on a Tuesday askin what she doin...SHE SLEEP..cuz she gotta work in the mornin...like you should be doin son...yall need a well for ya thirst...carry a lil bottle of dasani or something...keep a cooler of gatorade around you yo...cuz yall be trippin...niggas be ready to pounce on the first female they see...like the chick can be all busted and dusty and you still try to get her...like yall niggas wanna take girls like this home and shit

SMH...that aint no girl you take to meet your mother yo...then niggas be like I be beatin the joint though...SO WHAT!!!!!!!!! have some respect for yourself...you bout as bad as a roller if you just slidin up in anything...AIDS/HIV is real out here...STD's is prevalent in the black community...come on son...yall Safari Desert niggas be dehydrated so yall go for the first thing you see...yall the reason why good girls cant stay in a steady relationship...cuz you gotta be on Young Money ish and F*** Every Girl in the World...calm it down son...calm it down son



YOU AINT REAL!!!!!
Yo these 2011 niggas be switchin up they style more than a runway model at a fashion show...one minute you a Real Nigga...you all thugged out...with White-T's and baggy jeans...then the next week..you a hipster and a sneakerhead....GTFOHWTBS...yall in a identity crisis out here...swear I be seein dudes who wasn't even on it like that....then all of a sudden they Blood and Crip talkin bout I'm real...YOU GOING TO JAIL FOR NO REASON...even OG's will tell you...that Gangbangin mess is played out...play a sport go to school....one minute yall like this:

The next day yall like this:



Look at this corny cat...son gotta light blue polo with a fatigue thermo...throwing up a gang sign....smh...son a cornball....just like you 2011 niggas...like what do yall be thinkin..."I gotta front"...son you not even real with ya self

WHO ARE YOU????
Some of yall not even manly son...like WHY ARE YOUR JEANS TIGHTER THAN YA GIRLFRIEND'S!!!!!!!!!!!! Something must be wrong with her...cuz she wack too...I be in the mall and it be like 5 niggas shoppin at forever 21 lookin for skinny jeans and shit...niggas be like son..."these tight enough?"...ya mans be like..."they aint tight as these though"...then yall niggas swear yall got SWAG....do you know what SWAG rhymes with?????? I'll let you figure that out for ya self...SWAG was played out like 2 years ago son.... only females should be like He got Swag....like all yall be rockin the same outfit....TIGHT V-NECK...SKINNY JEANS and whatever the Hottest Sneaker out is....I mean who am I to judge....but where is the originality at....back in the day...somebody who knew how to dress...would rock something totally different and have it lookin crazy ill...like even the way yall be rockin yall fitteds be all messed up...like all yall look the same and shit...stop fittin in and stand out son....and another thing.....when TF did everybody start gettin dreads?????? some of yall heads is mad big b...girls dont like niggas with dirty ass dreads yo...a female friend told me this herself....I mean this how yall niggas is lookin nowadays yo...

then dudes like me be like....

Yall weird out here

QUIT RAPPING AND START SMOKING!!!!!!!

Aight now this right here is something that gets under my skin...EVERYBODY IS A RAPPER..but YOU CANT RAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your bars are horrible homie....like whoever said you can rap...should be smacked for letting you believe that...now I rap myself...but I'm not corny or wack like the rest of yall...DAMN!!! girls dont even like that garbage you got..with ya wack ass mixtape...Datpiff.com need to stop lettin yall wack niggas put mixtapes out...like ya mixing is terrible...your songs are straight trash....like yall niggas need to take a test before you call yourself a rapper...like do you even know how to write a 16?...can you count bars?...I've heard niggas tell me...I dont know what a 16 but Ima MC...smh...terrible...nobody cares bout ya lil mixtape....like do you have any fans...your stage presence is non-existent...most of these new dudes...soundin like Wiz Khalifa...Wale....or Drake...get some originality...and make yourself look presentable...yall be lookin like bums...its a thin line between lookin Gully and Bummy...M.O.P. are some gully niggas...they dont look bummed out...some of yall look crazy out here....like ya mixtape cover cant be wack son....look at these cats right here.....

I'm not trying to knock anybodies dreams or nothing but if you gonna rap....rap for real...rap like its ya life and stop makin wack ass music son...im not goin on them cuz they white....but would you honestly listen to a mixtape with a cover like this?? #imjustsayin

At the end of the day just be yourself.....stop tryna be everybody and do you fam...thats the best way to go...these 2011 niggas is lost out here..its too many of them...then guys like me get lost in the wind...but its cool!!!!

Its The Laid Back Cat Chillin....Peace!!!!!