The Unfadeable Shawty: THE SOCIAL NETWORK SHAWTY

This my first post in a while...If you follow me on Twitter you might see me tweet something like  #UnfadeableShawty...I tweet this when I see something from a female that isn't very lady like..therefore she's acting like a Shawty...now I'm not here to bash women lol..but Shawtys receive no respect from me...this is going to be a series about the Shawty level I see.

Now what I mean by The Unfadeable Shawty...I'm talking about a female who should be avoided because of her level of Immaturity and her selfless cries for attention. My first example of The Unfadeable Shawty will be discussed via social networking.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK SHAWTY!!!!!!!!

Throughout these social networks: Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram...there are many examples and demonstrations of Shawtyness...I'm typing this to raise your awareness about the Shawty....in other words I'm getting you hip sahn...so please pay attention so you won't get caught loafin. Cause you will get laughed out here if you fading the shawty.

Facebook Shawtys: Ok now facebook was once a very clean social networking site, you would some pleasant pictures and some nice statuses...but once the under 21 crowd really took over Facebook, it turned for the worst...now we all see statuses about how the opposite sex isnt sheet...a bunch of pictures of people smoking weed and other wild things...but the FACEBOOK SHAWTY has taken things to a whole another level. Here are things Facebook Shawtys do....

• Now there is no problem of posting pics with your daughter or son...but don't exploit the child now...like damn girl DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW THE WORLD A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT THE WOMB...THE BABY LOOK LIKE A SHAVED CAT...and people be commenting talking bout some "oh the baby so beautiful"...THE BABY DONT LOOK LIKE NOTHING..WE ALL COME OUT LOOKING UGLY...im glad my parents aint do me like that...I know I would look crazy lol...but please y'all shawtys need to chill with the baby pics...and sometimes I never see the Father with the baby...where the father at??????????? A woman gonna have pictures of the whole Family...Shawtys will post a pic..then post about how the father aint sheet....beech you knew that when you met him...but you still let him run up in you raw and look what happened..and yo ass is going to the club to every weekend Leaving your baby at home with yo Grandparents...you take pictures with your baby...but You never at home..haha..I be hip to yall 

• Shawtys always add something extra to they profile name..a shawty name on Facebook will be something like "Tasha MyBootyFat Johnson" and her ass be small as hell..but she takes them on the sink pics in the bathroom...Shawty stop now
  
• Shawtys always changing they relationships status...one week its complicated..the next they married..the next they single...then its back to a relationship...and all they statuses be about how much they love or hate they current BF...one status will be like "He's my everything" then two days once they break up "I CANT STAND HIM...HE NOTHING TO ME...IMA DO ME"...yeah right...you gonna go right back to him like you always do

Instagram Shawtys: These shawtys depend on likes for confidence and popularity..let me tell you about the instagram shawty yo

• Its like ok girl..damn..why you gotta post  5 pictures a day of everything that you doing...you got the Goodmorning Pic..her lips all crusty and her hair not done..then you got the "This the outfit im wearing pic"..but if you notice...they always have THE SAME DAMN POSE...like girl we know chill out...then you got the random food she eating Pic....AY YO DONT NOBODY CARE IF YOU WENT TO CHIPOTLE...YOU BEEN THERE 3 TIMES EARLIER THIS WEEK!!!!...then you got the where she at pic...ok ok..we know you have some type of life..ok boo boo (pats shoulder)...then finally you get the Goodnight Pic...Shawty in her bonnet and night clothes...looking mad tired.
  
• Ok Then you got the Textgram/Tweetgram Shawty...she always posting something dumb!...Shawty you can put in a tweet or FB status....only reason you got all them followers is because you look nice....which leads to my next point
  
• GIRL PUT SOME CLOTHES ON IN YOUR FILTERED IG PICS....shawtys be takin half naked pics with the valencia or Hefe filter then put #NoFilter...beech we see the tilt in the background...ay show some respect for ya self...then you wondering why you get a bunch of thirst and dudes that just want you for sex..I mean your body look good...but damn you dont gotta take a bathroom pic every damn day in ya booty shorts and bra..with a dumbass caption from a Rihanna song...if you not a stripper or a porn actress...and you not getting paid to expose your skin...Chill shawty...and maybe you'll find a dude who will actually like you for you...with yo attenion seeking ass 

Look lol

Tell me these instagram shawtys dont be this lol 

Twitter Shawtys: They are the worse shawtys because they always speaking they mind sounding stupid as hell...idek where to start with these joints

• Overly Sexual Shawty: This shawty is ALWAYS TWEETIN ABOUT HOW GOOD HER HEAD OR PUSSY IS...how in the hell do you give the best head in the world girl????...you had to suck alot of dicks to do that...like alot..so thats a red flag right there...these shawtys live for Twitter After Dark..always wanting they coochie ate....Beech you look like pure struggle with yo blurry avi...I bet ya sex game aint even all that...tweetin some "I wish i riding somebodies face"...ay chill out....Im eating my food I dont want that image of your ashy ass vagina in my head...yall terrible

• The Depressed Single Shawty: These shawtys ALWAYS TWEETIN SOME SAD ASS DEPRESSING SHEET...they stay RTing fake celebrity pages tweetin simp ass love quotes and that gay ass I RespectFemales ass neega...didnt he get his page taken down LOL...but anyway...girl why are you lonely all the damn time..every dude you mess with is always HURTING YOU...I think its something wrong with yall...you wanna be in love all day dont you....you wanna hold hands and play kissy kissy....you wanna express your feelings and watch lifetime movies all day...NO REAL MAN DOES THAT...we aint got time for that ALL DAY
  
• Thirst Trap Shawty: These shawtys ALWAYS TWEETING SOME THIRSTY SHEET...they tweet stuff like "I wanna cuddle"... "My Phone so dryyyy"..."Im Lonely".."Im Horny"...BEECH IT IS 3 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aint nobody bout to call your pressed ass....I literally seen girls tweet some sheet like this "My Boyfriend sleep..somebody call me"...WTF...your boyfriend must be a chump...cuz aint no real dude having that...and watch out  for they Avi...they usually half naked...and they always have over 1,000 followers...but this basic beech work at Giant at the cash register...GTFOH with yo 16 inch Malaysian weave with yo cleavage out talking bout some...all these dudes wanna do is F*** me...UHHH YES BEECH BECAUSE YOU DONT PROVIDE NOTHING ELSE TO THE TABLE!!! 

Don't Fade none of these Shawtys bro...they gonna have you paying child support and they gonna take that money to spend it on a club dress while taking a pic of them in it on IG then twerk in the nightclub and tweet about you. 

I'll be back soon...til then...It's Laid Back Cat Chillin...Peace!!