Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Turnt Up Shawty

Ok my last post was about the social network shawty...you know females who used Social Networking as a way to cry for attention...

Well this is about the Turnt Up Shawty...these Shawtys use being "turnt up" as an excuse for their actions that are usually "uncharacteristic" of her...but deeply inside this is how she really is

Have you ever heard a conversation between two females who were "turnt up" the night before??...it might sound something like this

Shawty 1: "Girlll I was soooooo turnt last night"
Shawty 2: "Yesssssaaaaaa, the bottle of peach ciroc had me turnt all the wayyyy uppppaaaaaaa",
Shawty 1: "I don't even rememba what happenedddaaaaa, I had one shottaaa and I was gonneeaaaaa"
Shawty 2: "you was twerkin on that boy with the dreadssaaaaaa, his man's tried to go smack, but he ain't have no foams or Polo so I was like uh uhhhhhh, I seen y'all go in the bathroom doe"
Shawty 1: I DIDDDAAAAA???? WHY YOU AIN'T GET ME OUTTAAAA, OH MY GODDDAAAAAAAA, NO WONDER HE SENT ME THAT TEXT ABOUT HOW WET I WASSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Shawty 2: "girlllaaaaa I was focused on the lightskin boy with the tatsaaaaaa...I wasn't wurryed bout you"

Dang she left her girl hanging...see what being "Turnt Up" does?

Shawtys getting "turnt" off of two sips of Lime A Rita's....Shawtys getting "turnt" off of one shot of Nuvo...Shawtys getting "turnt" off of one bottle of Smirnoff ice

Oh and these Turnt Up shawtys are always posting instagram pics of the bottle they sipping on and weed they smoking...AY SHAWTY NOBODY CARE IF YOU GOT A BOTTLE OF CIROC WITH A ROLL UP.OF REGGIE

And my last point....these turnt up shawtys always looked burned out before they hit 25...all that damn weed and cheap liquor got her looking like struggle...she be smelling like a bottle of E&J and low quality Loud...at the end of The day...don't depend on being high or drunk to make your day better shawty...getting "Turnt Up" all the time isn't very attractive...you.shouldn't be breaking ya neck and thirsting to get "Turnt"...its nothing wrong with a lil bit drinking and smoking Here and there...BUT DON'T BASE YOUR LIFE AND DECISIONS YOU MAKE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET TURNT UP ALL THE TIME

Shawtys out here making bad choices because of being "turnt up"...how bout you turn down... and do something constructive for once...like damn Shawty can roll up a J...but she don't know how to cook for herself...Shawty can buy herself a bottle of Svedka...but won't put money towards her Phone Bill...Shawty will smoke 5 J's....but she got nothing accomplished thru out the day...don't fade the "Turnt Up" shawty

Its Laid Back cat chillin...Peace

4 comments:

  1. You should check out the hash tag on twitter #TurnUp #TurntUp smh hilarious but when people say it for every and anything tho...smh~Posh

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    1. LOL...i get tired of seeing it...and thank you for reading :)

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  2. Maaan I hate it when I get to a blog and like it alot only to realize that the most recent post was over a year ago. Please revive the blog, we need you meekman along with Big Ghost to expose the softness in the game!

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    1. Hey man...I'm Reconsidering posting again...I took all my thoughts to twitter lol...I'm back though!

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