Wednesday, June 8, 2011

I need Slap a N**** Music Part 1

What up...to one person readin this...Shoutout to Big Ghostface...for exposin the softness in Hip-Hop nowadays...I thought I was the only one who thought this epidemic was going on...Like its cool to be soft now...like its cool to be a punk...when was this acceptable? Like rappers out here nowadays dont even rap no more..WTF...its crazy out here son


STOP WITH THE SOFT N**** S***




YOOOOOOOOOO this soft nigga shit is goin to far son....you got dudes callin they self Pretty B****....niggas is singin instead of rappin...like for real son...name a rapper softer than Drake yo...like I aint sayin Drake wack of nothin...cuz he got the female population on lock....if you go to a Drake concert you gonna be walkin out with a female...cuz she just got seduced by his singin to her and all that...but he makin music you hear at nail salons and shit....Drake makin music that you hear your local Shoppers while you lookin for pineapples...My mans Dubb came with the perfect reasoning for Drake makin this soft shit....



"So Far Gone was Drake...and Thank Me Later was Aubrey" now understand this....you see Drake was making stuff on So Far Gone...just to get your attention...but Thank Me Later was him revealing his feelings and shit...like dont nobody care if you was in love with Rihanna son...pop shit like you was on So Far Gone son...you over there gettin personal and shit...Drake prolly gotta diary and shit...this nigga be DMing girls love poems on twitter and shit...Drake type dude he fall in love on the first night and tell a chick..."I had the best time Last night" and all yall did was talk for like 15 minutes...I mean I cant blame Drake though thats how he is....Im pretty sure he'll fight if he "has" to....like he the type of dude that will fight as a LAST resort...he'll talk it out as much as he can before he will fight...he just soft son...and its cool...his music is just not something thats gonna shatter my windshield...and thats what I be needing in the car yo...if I'm chillin with a girl ima throw on some Chris Brown or Trey Songz...that aint nothin you gonna catch me listening to in my private time though....like I aint workin out to that...this music out now...is something you hear at Starbucks

WE NEED SLAP A N**** MUSIC!!!!!!!

Like where that Stomp somebody face in music...where that music that make you wanna crash ya car for no reason...where that music that make you wanna cuss out somebody for lookin at you wrong...where that music that make you wanna scream F*** the world...where that music that make you wanna spit in somebody face and all that....you see ima provide you a list of songs for this type of music....this is music that make you wanna backhand slap ya 11th grade teacher who aint tryna let you pass the class cuz she aint gettin no dick...this music that make wanna bumrush the security at the club cuz they ain lettin ya crew in....this music that give you that adrenaline to jump off a roof and hope you make it alive....like this is music that will get you through hard times son...even Chris Brown throwing chairs through windows like  he a live nigga...I mean son aint like that but I guarantee you he wasnt listening to Drake that day...if its anyday you wake up ready to spazz out...bump these right here


Busta Rhymes-Everything Remains Raw:
This right here make you just wanna drive 100 mph in a 25 mph residential area....you gotta blast at this full compacity...Busta brings it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GnRUSUWjhk&feature=related


Ol' Dirty Bastard-Brooklyn Zoo
OMG!!!!!!!!! I almost pushed a little kid down a flight of stairs when this came on in my Ipod one day...this is too live...like this right here make you just wanna slap a gorrilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJjIva3fUag

Onyx-Slam
This make you just wanna jump in a mosh pit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4

Wu-Tang Clan: M.E.T.H.O.D. Man
Once you hear that "Hey You Get Off My Cloud" its over for you pillsbury dough actin N***'s you might get ya coat stolen from you off this right here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpL0xVIYbnU

M.O.P.: Ante Up
Anybody shining with ya lil bullshit chain and you flossin in ya lil whip might not want to come around nobody who's listening to this song...YOU WILL GET ROBBED!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc

Three 6 Mafia: Tear The Club Up
Ladies might wanna move when this come on....your boyfriend is going to suffer injuries if this come on!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvNhiZV4o8c&feature=related

Master P: Bout it Bout it
This is ride on a N**** music...a drive by might be a result  if this is played

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wzgHqIpOsg

DMX-Get At Me Dog
You and ya mans might get snuffed to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojT46NDou-M

Waka Flocka-Hard in the Paint
The Trap N****'s anthem right here....i done seen riots start cuz of this right here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0

Rick Ross-BMF
Somebody prolly got smacked when this came on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DqWpn7j5Ws

Redman: Time 4 Sum Aksion
If you too young for this...shame on your parents...Huxtable ass Mofos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbCQKCdzs30

Wu-Tang Clan-Triumph
You might get ya jaw broke to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000HFOQAToc


House Of Pain-Jump Around
This might be responsible for many stomp outs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Q0jPyrja0


Onyx-Throw Ya Gunz
Somebody actually got shot to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmfzGf9904

The LOX-Wild Out
WILD OUTTTTTTTTTT...no for real WILD OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdUA1t2owAs
had to show a live performance of this


OK...if somebody layin in ICU..from getting stabbed, shot, cut with a razor, stomped out, if you got robbed for ya chain, ya wallet, if you got snuffed in the face and you gotta black eye...I apologize....but these songs cause this type of  violence...dont say I didnt warn you

This is just part 1... im sure you'll want to slap somebody in the future....and in that time I will supply you with part 2...please dont play this around lil kids....we dont want them to get hurt...dont let ya momma catch you listening to this type of music if your a teenager...she will kick you out...somebody will GET HURT!!!!!!!!

Anyway while I go look for the next N**** to slap...I'll be back later

It's Laid Back Cat Chillin...PEACE!!!!!!!!!

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