Ok my last post was about the social network shawty...you know females who used Social Networking as a way to cry for attention...
Well this is about the Turnt Up Shawty...these Shawtys use being "turnt up" as an excuse for their actions that are usually "uncharacteristic" of her...but deeply inside this is how she really is
Have you ever heard a conversation between two females who were "turnt up" the night before??...it might sound something like this
Shawty 1: "Girlll I was soooooo turnt last night"
Shawty 2: "Yesssssaaaaaa, the bottle of peach ciroc had me turnt all the wayyyy uppppaaaaaaa",
Shawty 1: "I don't even rememba what happenedddaaaaa, I had one shottaaa and I was gonneeaaaaa"
Shawty 2: "you was twerkin on that boy with the dreadssaaaaaa, his man's tried to go smack, but he ain't have no foams or Polo so I was like uh uhhhhhh, I seen y'all go in the bathroom doe"
Shawty 1: I DIDDDAAAAA???? WHY YOU AIN'T GET ME OUTTAAAA, OH MY GODDDAAAAAAAA, NO WONDER HE SENT ME THAT TEXT ABOUT HOW WET I WASSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Shawty 2: "girlllaaaaa I was focused on the lightskin boy with the tatsaaaaaa...I wasn't wurryed bout you"
Dang she left her girl hanging...see what being "Turnt Up" does?
Shawtys getting "turnt" off of two sips of Lime A Rita's....Shawtys getting "turnt" off of one shot of Nuvo...Shawtys getting "turnt" off of one bottle of Smirnoff ice
Oh and these Turnt Up shawtys are always posting instagram pics of the bottle they sipping on and weed they smoking...AY SHAWTY NOBODY CARE IF YOU GOT A BOTTLE OF CIROC WITH A ROLL UP.OF REGGIE
And my last point....these turnt up shawtys always looked burned out before they hit 25...all that damn weed and cheap liquor got her looking like struggle...she be smelling like a bottle of E&J and low quality Loud...at the end of The day...don't depend on being high or drunk to make your day better shawty...getting "Turnt Up" all the time isn't very attractive...you.shouldn't be breaking ya neck and thirsting to get "Turnt"...its nothing wrong with a lil bit drinking and smoking Here and there...BUT DON'T BASE YOUR LIFE AND DECISIONS YOU MAKE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET TURNT UP ALL THE TIME
Shawtys out here making bad choices because of being "turnt up"...how bout you turn down... and do something constructive for once...like damn Shawty can roll up a J...but she don't know how to cook for herself...Shawty can buy herself a bottle of Svedka...but won't put money towards her Phone Bill...Shawty will smoke 5 J's....but she got nothing accomplished thru out the day...don't fade the "Turnt Up" shawty
Its Laid Back cat chillin...Peace
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
The Unfadeable Shawty: THE SOCIAL NETWORK SHAWTY
This my first post in a while...If you follow me on Twitter you might see me tweet something like #UnfadeableShawty...I tweet this when I see something from a female that isn't very lady like..therefore she's acting like a Shawty...now I'm not here to bash women lol..but Shawtys receive no respect from me...this is going to be a series about the Shawty level I see.
Now what I mean by The Unfadeable Shawty...I'm talking about a female who should be avoided because of her level of Immaturity and her selfless cries for attention. My first example of The Unfadeable Shawty will be discussed via social networking.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK SHAWTY!!!!!!!!
Throughout these social networks: Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram...there are many examples and demonstrations of Shawtyness...I'm typing this to raise your awareness about the Shawty....in other words I'm getting you hip sahn...so please pay attention so you won't get caught loafin. Cause you will get laughed out here if you fading the shawty.
Facebook Shawtys: Ok now facebook was once a very clean social networking site, you would some pleasant pictures and some nice statuses...but once the under 21 crowd really took over Facebook, it turned for the worst...now we all see statuses about how the opposite sex isnt sheet...a bunch of pictures of people smoking weed and other wild things...but the FACEBOOK SHAWTY has taken things to a whole another level. Here are things Facebook Shawtys do....
- Now there is no problem of posting pics with your daughter or son...but don't exploit the child now...like damn girl DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW THE WORLD A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT THE WOMB...THE BABY LOOK LIKE A SHAVED CAT...and people be commenting talking bout some "oh the baby so beautiful"...THE BABY DONT LOOK LIKE NOTHING..WE ALL COME OUT LOOKING UGLY...im glad my parents aint do me like that...I know I would look crazy lol...but please y'all shawtys need to chill with the baby pics...and sometimes I never see the Father with the baby...where the father at??????????? A woman gonna have pictures of the whole Family...Shawtys will post a pic..then post about how the father aint sheet....beech you knew that when you met him...but you still let him run up in you raw and look what happened..and yo ass is going to the club to every weekend Leaving your baby at home with yo Grandparents...you take pictures with your baby...but You never at home..haha..I be hip to yall
- Shawtys always add something extra to they profile name..a shawty name on Facebook will be something like "Tasha MyBootyFat Johnson" and her ass be small as hell..but she takes them on the sink pics in the bathroom...Shawty stop now
- Shawtys always changing they relationships status...one week its complicated..the next they married..the next they single...then its back to a relationship...and all they statuses be about how much they love or hate they current BF...one status will be like "He's my everything" then two days once they break up "I CANT STAND HIM...HE NOTHING TO ME...IMA DO ME"...yeah right...you gonna go right back to him like you always do
Instagram Shawtys: These shawtys depend on likes for confidence and popularity..let me tell you about the instagram shawty yo
- Its like ok girl..damn..why you gotta post 5 pictures a day of everything that you doing...you got the Goodmorning Pic..her lips all crusty and her hair not done..then you got the "This the outfit im wearing pic"..but if you notice...they always have THE SAME DAMN POSE...like girl we know chill out...then you got the random food she eating Pic....AY YO DONT NOBODY CARE IF YOU WENT TO CHIPOTLE...YOU BEEN THERE 3 TIMES EARLIER THIS WEEK!!!!...then you got the where she at pic...ok ok..we know you have some type of life..ok boo boo (pats shoulder)...then finally you get the Goodnight Pic...Shawty in her bonnet and night clothes...looking mad tired.
- Ok Then you got the Textgram/Tweetgram Shawty...she always posting something dumb!...Shawty you can put in a tweet or FB status....only reason you got all them followers is because you look nice....which leads to my next point
- GIRL PUT SOME CLOTHES ON IN YOUR FILTERED IG PICS....shawtys be takin half naked pics with the valencia or Hefe filter then put #NoFilter...beech we see the tilt in the background...ay show some respect for ya self...then you wondering why you get a bunch of thirst and dudes that just want you for sex..I mean your body look good...but damn you dont gotta take a bathroom pic every damn day in ya booty shorts and bra..with a dumbass caption from a Rihanna song...if you not a stripper or a porn actress...and you not getting paid to expose your skin...Chill shawty...and maybe you'll find a dude who will actually like you for you...with yo attenion seeking ass
Look lol
Tell me these instagram shawtys dont be this lol
Twitter Shawtys: They are the worse shawtys because they always speaking they mind sounding stupid as hell...idek where to start with these joints
- Overly Sexual Shawty: This shawty is ALWAYS TWEETIN ABOUT HOW GOOD HER HEAD OR PUSSY IS...how in the hell do you give the best head in the world girl????...you had to suck alot of dicks to do that...like alot..so thats a red flag right there...these shawtys live for Twitter After Dark..always wanting they coochie ate....Beech you look like pure struggle with yo blurry avi...I bet ya sex game aint even all that...tweetin some "I wish i riding somebodies face"...ay chill out....Im eating my food I dont want that image of your ashy ass vagina in my head...yall terrible
- The Depressed Single Shawty: These shawtys ALWAYS TWEETIN SOME SAD ASS DEPRESSING SHEET...they stay RTing fake celebrity pages tweetin simp ass love quotes and that gay ass I RespectFemales ass neega...didnt he get his page taken down LOL...but anyway...girl why are you lonely all the damn time..every dude you mess with is always HURTING YOU...I think its something wrong with yall...you wanna be in love all day dont you....you wanna hold hands and play kissy kissy....you wanna express your feelings and watch lifetime movies all day...NO REAL MAN DOES THAT...we aint got time for that ALL DAY
- Thirst Trap Shawty: These shawtys ALWAYS TWEETING SOME THIRSTY SHEET...they tweet stuff like "I wanna cuddle"... "My Phone so dryyyy"..."Im Lonely".."Im Horny"...BEECH IT IS 3 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aint nobody bout to call your pressed ass....I literally seen girls tweet some sheet like this "My Boyfriend sleep..somebody call me"...WTF...your boyfriend must be a chump...cuz aint no real dude having that...and watch out for they Avi...they usually half naked...and they always have over 1,000 followers...but this basic beech work at Giant at the cash register...GTFOH with yo 16 inch Malaysian weave with yo cleavage out talking bout some...all these dudes wanna do is F*** me...UHHH YES BEECH BECAUSE YOU DONT PROVIDE NOTHING ELSE TO THE TABLE!!!
Don't Fade none of these Shawtys bro...they gonna have you paying child support and they gonna take that money to spend it on a club dress while taking a pic of them in it on IG then twerk in the nightclub and tweet about you.
I'll be back soon...til then...It's Laid Back Cat Chillin...Peace!!
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
10 Random Styles P Facts
If u listen to Styles P, You should know he go EXTREMELY hard wit his rhymes. I have 10 interesting facts bout Styles P.
1. Styles P could hoop. Styles had a wide open layup, and it got smacked outta bounds. Styles got back on D, and bodyslammed the person who blocked his shot. The person who blocked his shot, was Christopher Reeves AKA Superman.
2. One time Styles and Jadakiss, where rappin together, and Jada had a better verse. Styles got mad, and burned Jada's hair, That is the reason Jadakiss is bald, and from those flames, Jada screamed out "AH HAH".
3. The guns that T.I. had got arrested for where really Styles P's, when Styles found out that they where stolen, he talked to T.I.'s lawyers, and gave them a death threat. No wonder T.I. got so lucky!!!
4. Styles P was at a dice game, and a guy said that Jay-Z was the king of new york. Styles P grabbed the dice, put em in his throat, then shot em. This event inspired his line "I'm the boss of New York, Kill a Motherfucka cuz a corpse dont talk"
5. Styles P first album was named a Gangster and a Gentlemen. He is a perfect example of both. In one of his songs Styles said "I Blow the large intestine right outta ya girl" Here is the reason why he said dat, he had went on a date at Applebees, and Styles wasnt finished with his food, but the girl was. She said I'm full. So as a gentleman, he paid the bill and took the girl home. As a Gangster, he grabbed his Ruger and blew out her Large intestine.
6. When Craig Mack, came out with "Flava in Ya Ear", little did people know that Styles P wrote the lyrics for Craig Mack. Styles told Mack to say "You wont be around next year", thinkin Mack would become a superstar, boy was he wrong!!!! Craig Mack had a show, and Styles P asked for a couple dollars, Craig Mack never gave Styles the money. With little detail known as of today, Craig Mack was last seen with Styles P.
7. Styles P, lives what he raps, he was waiting at the cash register, at safeway, patiently waiting to buy some groceries for his family, a man had all of a sudden bumped into him trying to cut in front of him. Surprisingly, Styles let him slide, the date of this was October 4th, now Styles P has a line that says "We beef on the 4th, u gotta die on the 5th", so when Styles brought his groceries, he followed the man home, he waited outside his house at until midnight, at 12:01 AM October 5th, the man was found strangled to death.
8. "Wherever I see you, I'm leavin you there" is a line from Styles P. If you take this line into context, it is real serious! When Styles was younger, he was picked on by this boy at the playground. Years went on and they both grew to be men. Come to find out, the man who picked on Styles, was just named the Pastor at Styles church. On a lovely Sunday morning, Styles and his family attended the morning service, Styles sat in the front row, so he could be the first person to get the collection plate. Once the plate was being passed around, Styles jumped out of his seat, and bashed the Pastor down, wit the plate, causing a bloody mess, and was escorted out of the church.
9. Now a few years ago...there were 3 guys from the hood who fronted on Styles P back in the day...so Styles P found them outside one day posted up on the block..and he ran up on them...tied them up...and threw em in the trunk...and lynched them...therefore the line "They say death comes in 3's, so You and ya mans plus him, getting hung from a tree" was inspired.
1. Styles P could hoop. Styles had a wide open layup, and it got smacked outta bounds. Styles got back on D, and bodyslammed the person who blocked his shot. The person who blocked his shot, was Christopher Reeves AKA Superman.
2. One time Styles and Jadakiss, where rappin together, and Jada had a better verse. Styles got mad, and burned Jada's hair, That is the reason Jadakiss is bald, and from those flames, Jada screamed out "AH HAH".
3. The guns that T.I. had got arrested for where really Styles P's, when Styles found out that they where stolen, he talked to T.I.'s lawyers, and gave them a death threat. No wonder T.I. got so lucky!!!
4. Styles P was at a dice game, and a guy said that Jay-Z was the king of new york. Styles P grabbed the dice, put em in his throat, then shot em. This event inspired his line "I'm the boss of New York, Kill a Motherfucka cuz a corpse dont talk"
5. Styles P first album was named a Gangster and a Gentlemen. He is a perfect example of both. In one of his songs Styles said "I Blow the large intestine right outta ya girl" Here is the reason why he said dat, he had went on a date at Applebees, and Styles wasnt finished with his food, but the girl was. She said I'm full. So as a gentleman, he paid the bill and took the girl home. As a Gangster, he grabbed his Ruger and blew out her Large intestine.
6. When Craig Mack, came out with "Flava in Ya Ear", little did people know that Styles P wrote the lyrics for Craig Mack. Styles told Mack to say "You wont be around next year", thinkin Mack would become a superstar, boy was he wrong!!!! Craig Mack had a show, and Styles P asked for a couple dollars, Craig Mack never gave Styles the money. With little detail known as of today, Craig Mack was last seen with Styles P.
7. Styles P, lives what he raps, he was waiting at the cash register, at safeway, patiently waiting to buy some groceries for his family, a man had all of a sudden bumped into him trying to cut in front of him. Surprisingly, Styles let him slide, the date of this was October 4th, now Styles P has a line that says "We beef on the 4th, u gotta die on the 5th", so when Styles brought his groceries, he followed the man home, he waited outside his house at until midnight, at 12:01 AM October 5th, the man was found strangled to death.
8. "Wherever I see you, I'm leavin you there" is a line from Styles P. If you take this line into context, it is real serious! When Styles was younger, he was picked on by this boy at the playground. Years went on and they both grew to be men. Come to find out, the man who picked on Styles, was just named the Pastor at Styles church. On a lovely Sunday morning, Styles and his family attended the morning service, Styles sat in the front row, so he could be the first person to get the collection plate. Once the plate was being passed around, Styles jumped out of his seat, and bashed the Pastor down, wit the plate, causing a bloody mess, and was escorted out of the church.
9. Now a few years ago...there were 3 guys from the hood who fronted on Styles P back in the day...so Styles P found them outside one day posted up on the block..and he ran up on them...tied them up...and threw em in the trunk...and lynched them...therefore the line "They say death comes in 3's, so You and ya mans plus him, getting hung from a tree" was inspired.
10. Styles P once stated in a song, "Ima kill 6 of ya niggas, 6 different ways"...here is how they all they died
- He stabbed some dude in the jaw, then he ran up in the hosipital and stabbed him some more because they fucked with him when he was planning for war
- Styles P needed money and he said "If I need money, then im following a stranger"...so some dude was walkin thru the hood with a lil bullshit chain and he looked like he had money...Styles didnt know this nigga and he followed him while dude was walking..and Styles P pulled out the strap and shot him in the head...took his chain and all his money
- A man was found outside his home with a broken neck in front of his lawn...Styles P once said "The shit is for real, I come to ya crib and throw you off ya own roof"....Styles P broke into the mans home...beat him...then dragged him to the roof of his house and threw him off.
- A funeral home needed to meet it's quota by the end of the month...they had Styles P number just in case they needed him..so they called him...and Styles P told them whoever they need to die he can get their Length, Width and their casket cut. Styles found a fat man eating a baconator at a local wendy's..and Styles P choked him with it.
- "I dont feel yall niggas, hit me on the cell phone, meet me on the streets and I'll Kill yall niggas"...RIP to the nigga who called Styles P that day
- "Tell a Nigga I owe, Hell No get the fuck out my face" Well the poor guy didnt get out of Styles P face and he got stomped out until he couldnt breathe
Monday, May 21, 2012
2012 NBA Playoff Bum Team
I haven't been Bloggin like I should be due to me being in school and all, but I'm back....it's the 2012 NBA Playoffs...and it's sad to say we still got some Players bumming it out on the Court man....its the Playoffs B...why yall playing like this...this the make or break it time...so here go my 2012 NBA Playoff Bums
PG: The Lakers PG's: Ramon Sessions and Steve Blake
Steve Blake is missin too many wide open three pointers...and he blew that last shot in Game 2....wide open..and blew it....now I'm hearing he received a few death threats over that shot...thats a lil extreme...but he needs to step it up...Ramon Sessions isnt doing too much himself...he's shooting 16% from the 3 Point land...if the Lakers even want to compete with OKC...Blake and Sessions need to contribute alot more than what they're doing now.
SG: Mike Miller
I'm very dissapointed in the way Mike Miller has been playing...he cant hit a 3 to save his life..and he stay injured...when was the last time he was healthy? Even when he played with the Wizards he was all banged up...come on Mike....you need to start playing like you were when you was with Memphis and Orlando...you can also pass some more too man...D-Wade and Lebron can't do it all...step it up Mike Miller
SF: Matt Barnes
This Light Skin wavy ass nigga here...is playing like some straight garbage....getting fried up on Defense and can't make a jumper to save ya life..he always wanna fight for some reason...but he need to start making some shots...you only made 5 three pointers this whole Playoffs...stop brushing your hair before each game and play some ball man!...Jon B in the face ass nigga
PF: Pau Gasol
YOU ACTIN MAD SOFT B!!!!!! you pissed everyone off when gave up that easy shot vs OKC...you was supposed to shoot that....and Blake Griffin made you his BITCH...even Andrew Bynum was like DAMN!!! how you keep getting dunked on son...listen...toughen up...get in the post and make some buckets...you gonna let Kobe keep talkin bout you like that? He basically callin you out in public and you aint doin nothing....toughen up man...stop shooting them jumpers and do what you were doing when the Lakers won the Championships.
C: Juwan Howard
Who the in the hell let this 50 year old nigga act like he somebody and go talk to Lance Stephenson like that...sit yo bum ass down on the bench....you havent done nothing in the past ten years...TF are in the League for? Im surprised Stephenson aint smack ya old ass up...you aint no OG son....You never was tough..you get yammed on....you miss lay-ups...you are some shit....old Bum ass nigga...fuck you b...you gave the Bullets/Wizards some good years..but that was it...you will always be 2nd to Chris Webber in life.
Well thats my top 5 bums of the NBA Playoff's (So Far).....its the Laid Back Cat Chillin..... Peace
PG: The Lakers PG's: Ramon Sessions and Steve Blake
Steve Blake is missin too many wide open three pointers...and he blew that last shot in Game 2....wide open..and blew it....now I'm hearing he received a few death threats over that shot...thats a lil extreme...but he needs to step it up...Ramon Sessions isnt doing too much himself...he's shooting 16% from the 3 Point land...if the Lakers even want to compete with OKC...Blake and Sessions need to contribute alot more than what they're doing now.
SG: Mike Miller
I'm very dissapointed in the way Mike Miller has been playing...he cant hit a 3 to save his life..and he stay injured...when was the last time he was healthy? Even when he played with the Wizards he was all banged up...come on Mike....you need to start playing like you were when you was with Memphis and Orlando...you can also pass some more too man...D-Wade and Lebron can't do it all...step it up Mike Miller
SF: Matt Barnes
This Light Skin wavy ass nigga here...is playing like some straight garbage....getting fried up on Defense and can't make a jumper to save ya life..he always wanna fight for some reason...but he need to start making some shots...you only made 5 three pointers this whole Playoffs...stop brushing your hair before each game and play some ball man!...Jon B in the face ass nigga
PF: Pau Gasol
YOU ACTIN MAD SOFT B!!!!!! you pissed everyone off when gave up that easy shot vs OKC...you was supposed to shoot that....and Blake Griffin made you his BITCH...even Andrew Bynum was like DAMN!!! how you keep getting dunked on son...listen...toughen up...get in the post and make some buckets...you gonna let Kobe keep talkin bout you like that? He basically callin you out in public and you aint doin nothing....toughen up man...stop shooting them jumpers and do what you were doing when the Lakers won the Championships.
C: Juwan Howard
Who the in the hell let this 50 year old nigga act like he somebody and go talk to Lance Stephenson like that...sit yo bum ass down on the bench....you havent done nothing in the past ten years...TF are in the League for? Im surprised Stephenson aint smack ya old ass up...you aint no OG son....You never was tough..you get yammed on....you miss lay-ups...you are some shit....old Bum ass nigga...fuck you b...you gave the Bullets/Wizards some good years..but that was it...you will always be 2nd to Chris Webber in life.
Well thats my top 5 bums of the NBA Playoff's (So Far).....its the Laid Back Cat Chillin..... Peace
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
NBA Bum Team 2
Yo I'm back... its been a minute since I put a post on here..I know nobody been reading this lol...I been dealing with school and things like that...but as we all know the NBA is back in action...the Lockout was hurting my heart....I mean I missed seeing Lebron throw a Alley to D-Wade...Kevin Durant shooting jumpers...Blake Griffin dunkin on everybody and they mothers...and Kobe hitting fadeaways...but you know what I don't miss...these 5 bum ass players right here...this is my starting line-up for the 2011-2012 season
Aight, now I know he got like 5 rings and all that...but Derek Fisher is one of the reasons why the Lockout was so long...he the president of the Players Association....WTF!!!!!!! who gave this dude power b...he be missin mad lay-ups and 3's yo....I mean he a lil clutch nahmean....but he's slow...and he just a bum....he lucky Kobe like him...he woulda been off the team by now...smh..he cant handle to save his life...look at how he be dribbling...and then Why was he crying after that one game?????
SG: Gilbert Arenas
Ayo...if you from the DMV area..then you might understand where I'm coming from...he screwed the Wizards over...signed that big contract..and got hurt..WTF!!!! son...then he comeback playing like a bum getting the ball stolen every 3 possessions...smh...then he got traded to the Magic and did NOTHING..then had the nerve to wear number 1...only two players deserve to wear number 1 in a Magic uniform and thats Penny Hardaway and Tracy McGrady...now Agent Zero..Where are you playing now???? You aint got them Guns no more...smh...Forget you b...you did the Wizards dirty smh and fuck your free throw routine yo
SF: DeShawn Stevenson
First off you dont deserve a ring, 2nd of all you some garbage, 3rd you aint shit yo...let's be real...you got lucky for real...all you good for is a 3 pointer if you can make one....bum ass nigga....he one of them niggas that probably still be in the hood for no reason...ol dumb ass....you some cut....and stop doin that stupid wave across your wave when you make a 3...and how dumb are you for this???
YOU'S A STUPID MOFO B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you had the nerve to come at Lebron James...nigga Lebron will fuck your shit up...Lebron will yank you, dunk on you, and block your shit!!!!! you suck!!!!!!!
PF: Kris Humphries
NOW YOU GOTTA BE THE DUMBEST NIGGA ON EARTH...you that nigga that we get on for wifing up a lil joint joint...come on son....why in the world would you marry this old "fall in love at 1st sight ass female" Kim Kardiashian...you shoulda knew what you was gettin ya self into...ol I wanna be in the spotlight ass nigga...and you some garbage...you just had your first good season last year....I know you used to be dunked on when you played for Toronto and Dallas....lets be real here...nobody gives a fuck about your life b...sit down on the bench and be wavy somewhere...Light skin pretty boy ass nigga...you and Kim probably be in the bathroom arguing over who use the mirror more...smh...but at least you beat the joint....but you aint have to wife her up like that....who tryna be Lamar Odom...S/O to Lamar and Chloe..they cool...but you know you aint shit so you was tryna get your fame somewhere else
C: Kwame Brown
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU
You don't deserve a damn thing in life b....you are the worse number 1 pick in NBA history...you set the Wizards 10 years back..you fuckin bum...I swear if I see you...Ima dunk on you...like everybody else did...I have no idea what Micheal Jordan seen in you....BUT YOU ARE SOME SHIT!!!!!! why did Golden State sign you?? SMH...they wasting money on you...Kobe said you was scary out there....How you that big...and some garbage...I do not like you and the DMV doesnt either...you better not get caught out here yo...DC niggas gonna run up on you...and bodyslam you for wasting they time...I hope you get yammed on...and you stay missin lay-ups....AHHHHHHH....Kwame Brown...you are some shit....fuck ya life yo!!!! Stephen A. Smith said it best
Sad part about about all these Bums...they still playing...fouling out...getting dunked on...and missing lay-ups....forget these bums
Its the laid back cat chillin.....peace!!!!
PG: Derek Fisher
Aight, now I know he got like 5 rings and all that...but Derek Fisher is one of the reasons why the Lockout was so long...he the president of the Players Association....WTF!!!!!!! who gave this dude power b...he be missin mad lay-ups and 3's yo....I mean he a lil clutch nahmean....but he's slow...and he just a bum....he lucky Kobe like him...he woulda been off the team by now...smh..he cant handle to save his life...look at how he be dribbling...and then Why was he crying after that one game?????
SG: Gilbert Arenas
Ayo...if you from the DMV area..then you might understand where I'm coming from...he screwed the Wizards over...signed that big contract..and got hurt..WTF!!!! son...then he comeback playing like a bum getting the ball stolen every 3 possessions...smh...then he got traded to the Magic and did NOTHING..then had the nerve to wear number 1...only two players deserve to wear number 1 in a Magic uniform and thats Penny Hardaway and Tracy McGrady...now Agent Zero..Where are you playing now???? You aint got them Guns no more...smh...Forget you b...you did the Wizards dirty smh and fuck your free throw routine yo
SF: DeShawn Stevenson
YOU'S A STUPID MOFO B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you had the nerve to come at Lebron James...nigga Lebron will fuck your shit up...Lebron will yank you, dunk on you, and block your shit!!!!! you suck!!!!!!!
PF: Kris Humphries
NOW YOU GOTTA BE THE DUMBEST NIGGA ON EARTH...you that nigga that we get on for wifing up a lil joint joint...come on son....why in the world would you marry this old "fall in love at 1st sight ass female" Kim Kardiashian...you shoulda knew what you was gettin ya self into...ol I wanna be in the spotlight ass nigga...and you some garbage...you just had your first good season last year....I know you used to be dunked on when you played for Toronto and Dallas....lets be real here...nobody gives a fuck about your life b...sit down on the bench and be wavy somewhere...Light skin pretty boy ass nigga...you and Kim probably be in the bathroom arguing over who use the mirror more...smh...but at least you beat the joint....but you aint have to wife her up like that....who tryna be Lamar Odom...S/O to Lamar and Chloe..they cool...but you know you aint shit so you was tryna get your fame somewhere else
C: Kwame Brown
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU
You don't deserve a damn thing in life b....you are the worse number 1 pick in NBA history...you set the Wizards 10 years back..you fuckin bum...I swear if I see you...Ima dunk on you...like everybody else did...I have no idea what Micheal Jordan seen in you....BUT YOU ARE SOME SHIT!!!!!! why did Golden State sign you?? SMH...they wasting money on you...Kobe said you was scary out there....How you that big...and some garbage...I do not like you and the DMV doesnt either...you better not get caught out here yo...DC niggas gonna run up on you...and bodyslam you for wasting they time...I hope you get yammed on...and you stay missin lay-ups....AHHHHHHH....Kwame Brown...you are some shit....fuck ya life yo!!!! Stephen A. Smith said it best
Sad part about about all these Bums...they still playing...fouling out...getting dunked on...and missing lay-ups....forget these bums
Its the laid back cat chillin.....peace!!!!
Monday, July 4, 2011
Watch The Throne Tracklist
Now the cover and the rumored tracklist just leaked for Jay-Z's and Kanye's album "Watch The Throne" word on the street its a new one....and I got it...I know you seen two tracks named they were called..."Niggas In Paris" and "Living So Italian"....those are confirmed to be on the album...but I got the exclusive tracklist right here....this album is goin to be crazy!!!!!!!
1. Illuminati (Intro) (Feat Rihanna)
2. Niggas In Paris
3. Chancletas and Merlot
4. Versace Mobsters
5. In My Beach Chair
6. Rosewood
7. Living So Italian
8. Pyramid Visions (Feat Beyonce)
9. Eiffel Tower View
10. Gucci and Louie (Kanye Solo)
11. Soviet Union (Feat J.Cole and Big Sean)
12. Columbian Coke (Jay-Z Solo)
13. Life in the G.O.O.D (Feat Common)
14. Jet Ski Shootouts (Jay-Z Solo) (Feat Pusha-T)
15. Pacino and Deniro (Feat Rick Ross)
16. Conspiracy Theory
17. Flights in the Bermuda Triangle
18. Christian Louboutins and Chanel (Feat Drake)
19. Annuit Coeptis Novus Ordo Seclorum (Outro)
There you have it the "Watch The Throne" tracklist..be sure to get that joint!!!
Its the Laid Back Cat Chillin...Meekman....Peace!!!!
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
I need Slap a N**** Music Part 1
What up...to one person readin this...Shoutout to Big Ghostface...for exposin the softness in Hip-Hop nowadays...I thought I was the only one who thought this epidemic was going on...Like its cool to be soft now...like its cool to be a punk...when was this acceptable? Like rappers out here nowadays dont even rap no more..WTF...its crazy out here son
WE NEED SLAP A N**** MUSIC!!!!!!!
Like where that Stomp somebody face in music...where that music that make you wanna crash ya car for no reason...where that music that make you wanna cuss out somebody for lookin at you wrong...where that music that make you wanna scream F*** the world...where that music that make you wanna spit in somebody face and all that....you see ima provide you a list of songs for this type of music....this is music that make you wanna backhand slap ya 11th grade teacher who aint tryna let you pass the class cuz she aint gettin no dick...this music that make wanna bumrush the security at the club cuz they ain lettin ya crew in....this music that give you that adrenaline to jump off a roof and hope you make it alive....like this is music that will get you through hard times son...even Chris Brown throwing chairs through windows like he a live nigga...I mean son aint like that but I guarantee you he wasnt listening to Drake that day...if its anyday you wake up ready to spazz out...bump these right here
Busta Rhymes-Everything Remains Raw:
This right here make you just wanna drive 100 mph in a 25 mph residential area....you gotta blast at this full compacity...Busta brings it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GnRUSUWjhk&feature=related
Ol' Dirty Bastard-Brooklyn Zoo
OMG!!!!!!!!! I almost pushed a little kid down a flight of stairs when this came on in my Ipod one day...this is too live...like this right here make you just wanna slap a gorrilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJjIva3fUag
Onyx-Slam
This make you just wanna jump in a mosh pit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4
Wu-Tang Clan: M.E.T.H.O.D. Man
Once you hear that "Hey You Get Off My Cloud" its over for you pillsbury dough actin N***'s you might get ya coat stolen from you off this right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpL0xVIYbnU
M.O.P.: Ante Up
Anybody shining with ya lil bullshit chain and you flossin in ya lil whip might not want to come around nobody who's listening to this song...YOU WILL GET ROBBED!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc
Three 6 Mafia: Tear The Club Up
Ladies might wanna move when this come on....your boyfriend is going to suffer injuries if this come on!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvNhiZV4o8c&feature=related
Master P: Bout it Bout it
This is ride on a N**** music...a drive by might be a result if this is played
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wzgHqIpOsg
DMX-Get At Me Dog
You and ya mans might get snuffed to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojT46NDou-M
Waka Flocka-Hard in the Paint
The Trap N****'s anthem right here....i done seen riots start cuz of this right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0
Rick Ross-BMF
Somebody prolly got smacked when this came on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DqWpn7j5Ws
Redman: Time 4 Sum Aksion
If you too young for this...shame on your parents...Huxtable ass Mofos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbCQKCdzs30
Wu-Tang Clan-Triumph
You might get ya jaw broke to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000HFOQAToc
House Of Pain-Jump Around
This might be responsible for many stomp outs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Q0jPyrja0
Onyx-Throw Ya Gunz
Somebody actually got shot to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmfzGf9904
The LOX-Wild Out
WILD OUTTTTTTTTTT...no for real WILD OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdUA1t2owAs
had to show a live performance of this
OK...if somebody layin in ICU..from getting stabbed, shot, cut with a razor, stomped out, if you got robbed for ya chain, ya wallet, if you got snuffed in the face and you gotta black eye...I apologize....but these songs cause this type of violence...dont say I didnt warn you
This is just part 1... im sure you'll want to slap somebody in the future....and in that time I will supply you with part 2...please dont play this around lil kids....we dont want them to get hurt...dont let ya momma catch you listening to this type of music if your a teenager...she will kick you out...somebody will GET HURT!!!!!!!!
Anyway while I go look for the next N**** to slap...I'll be back later
It's Laid Back Cat Chillin...PEACE!!!!!!!!!
STOP WITH THE SOFT N**** S***
YOOOOOOOOOO this soft nigga shit is goin to far son....you got dudes callin they self Pretty B****....niggas is singin instead of rappin...like for real son...name a rapper softer than Drake yo...like I aint sayin Drake wack of nothin...cuz he got the female population on lock....if you go to a Drake concert you gonna be walkin out with a female...cuz she just got seduced by his singin to her and all that...but he makin music you hear at nail salons and shit....Drake makin music that you hear your local Shoppers while you lookin for pineapples...My mans Dubb came with the perfect reasoning for Drake makin this soft shit....
YOOOOOOOOOO this soft nigga shit is goin to far son....you got dudes callin they self Pretty B****....niggas is singin instead of rappin...like for real son...name a rapper softer than Drake yo...like I aint sayin Drake wack of nothin...cuz he got the female population on lock....if you go to a Drake concert you gonna be walkin out with a female...cuz she just got seduced by his singin to her and all that...but he makin music you hear at nail salons and shit....Drake makin music that you hear your local Shoppers while you lookin for pineapples...My mans Dubb came with the perfect reasoning for Drake makin this soft shit....
"So Far Gone was Drake...and Thank Me Later was Aubrey" now understand this....you see Drake was making stuff on So Far Gone...just to get your attention...but Thank Me Later was him revealing his feelings and shit...like dont nobody care if you was in love with Rihanna son...pop shit like you was on So Far Gone son...you over there gettin personal and shit...Drake prolly gotta diary and shit...this nigga be DMing girls love poems on twitter and shit...Drake type dude he fall in love on the first night and tell a chick..."I had the best time Last night" and all yall did was talk for like 15 minutes...I mean I cant blame Drake though thats how he is....Im pretty sure he'll fight if he "has" to....like he the type of dude that will fight as a LAST resort...he'll talk it out as much as he can before he will fight...he just soft son...and its cool...his music is just not something thats gonna shatter my windshield...and thats what I be needing in the car yo...if I'm chillin with a girl ima throw on some Chris Brown or Trey Songz...that aint nothin you gonna catch me listening to in my private time though....like I aint workin out to that...this music out now...is something you hear at Starbucks
WE NEED SLAP A N**** MUSIC!!!!!!!
Like where that Stomp somebody face in music...where that music that make you wanna crash ya car for no reason...where that music that make you wanna cuss out somebody for lookin at you wrong...where that music that make you wanna scream F*** the world...where that music that make you wanna spit in somebody face and all that....you see ima provide you a list of songs for this type of music....this is music that make you wanna backhand slap ya 11th grade teacher who aint tryna let you pass the class cuz she aint gettin no dick...this music that make wanna bumrush the security at the club cuz they ain lettin ya crew in....this music that give you that adrenaline to jump off a roof and hope you make it alive....like this is music that will get you through hard times son...even Chris Brown throwing chairs through windows like he a live nigga...I mean son aint like that but I guarantee you he wasnt listening to Drake that day...if its anyday you wake up ready to spazz out...bump these right here
Busta Rhymes-Everything Remains Raw:
This right here make you just wanna drive 100 mph in a 25 mph residential area....you gotta blast at this full compacity...Busta brings it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GnRUSUWjhk&feature=related
Ol' Dirty Bastard-Brooklyn Zoo
OMG!!!!!!!!! I almost pushed a little kid down a flight of stairs when this came on in my Ipod one day...this is too live...like this right here make you just wanna slap a gorrilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJjIva3fUag
Onyx-Slam
This make you just wanna jump in a mosh pit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4
Wu-Tang Clan: M.E.T.H.O.D. Man
Once you hear that "Hey You Get Off My Cloud" its over for you pillsbury dough actin N***'s you might get ya coat stolen from you off this right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpL0xVIYbnU
M.O.P.: Ante Up
Anybody shining with ya lil bullshit chain and you flossin in ya lil whip might not want to come around nobody who's listening to this song...YOU WILL GET ROBBED!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc
Three 6 Mafia: Tear The Club Up
Ladies might wanna move when this come on....your boyfriend is going to suffer injuries if this come on!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvNhiZV4o8c&feature=related
Master P: Bout it Bout it
This is ride on a N**** music...a drive by might be a result if this is played
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wzgHqIpOsg
DMX-Get At Me Dog
You and ya mans might get snuffed to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojT46NDou-M
Waka Flocka-Hard in the Paint
The Trap N****'s anthem right here....i done seen riots start cuz of this right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0
Rick Ross-BMF
Somebody prolly got smacked when this came on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DqWpn7j5Ws
Redman: Time 4 Sum Aksion
If you too young for this...shame on your parents...Huxtable ass Mofos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbCQKCdzs30
Wu-Tang Clan-Triumph
You might get ya jaw broke to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000HFOQAToc
House Of Pain-Jump Around
This might be responsible for many stomp outs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Q0jPyrja0
Onyx-Throw Ya Gunz
Somebody actually got shot to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmfzGf9904
The LOX-Wild Out
WILD OUTTTTTTTTTT...no for real WILD OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdUA1t2owAs
had to show a live performance of this
OK...if somebody layin in ICU..from getting stabbed, shot, cut with a razor, stomped out, if you got robbed for ya chain, ya wallet, if you got snuffed in the face and you gotta black eye...I apologize....but these songs cause this type of violence...dont say I didnt warn you
This is just part 1... im sure you'll want to slap somebody in the future....and in that time I will supply you with part 2...please dont play this around lil kids....we dont want them to get hurt...dont let ya momma catch you listening to this type of music if your a teenager...she will kick you out...somebody will GET HURT!!!!!!!!
Anyway while I go look for the next N**** to slap...I'll be back later
It's Laid Back Cat Chillin...PEACE!!!!!!!!!
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