Tuesday, January 3, 2012

NBA Bum Team 2

Yo I'm back... its been a minute since I put a post on here..I know nobody been reading this lol...I been dealing with school and things like that...but as we all know the NBA is back in action...the Lockout was hurting my heart....I mean I missed seeing Lebron throw a Alley to D-Wade...Kevin Durant shooting jumpers...Blake Griffin dunkin on everybody and they mothers...and Kobe hitting fadeaways...but you know what I don't miss...these 5 bum ass players right here...this is my starting line-up for the 2011-2012 season

PG: Derek Fisher



Aight, now I know he got like 5 rings and all that...but Derek Fisher is one of the reasons why the Lockout was so long...he the president of the Players Association....WTF!!!!!!! who gave this dude power b...he be missin mad lay-ups and 3's yo....I mean he a lil clutch nahmean....but he's slow...and he just a bum....he lucky Kobe like him...he woulda been off the team by now...smh..he cant handle to save his life...look at how he be dribbling...and then Why was he crying after that one game????? 











SG: Gilbert Arenas





Ayo...if you from the DMV area..then you might understand where I'm coming from...he screwed the Wizards over...signed that big contract..and got hurt..WTF!!!! son...then he comeback playing like a bum getting the ball stolen every 3 possessions...smh...then he got traded to the Magic and did NOTHING..then had the nerve to wear number 1...only two players deserve to wear number 1 in a Magic uniform and thats Penny Hardaway and Tracy McGrady...now Agent Zero..Where are you playing now???? You aint got them Guns no more...smh...Forget you b...you did the Wizards dirty smh and fuck your free throw routine yo


SF: DeShawn Stevenson


First off you dont deserve a ring, 2nd of all you some garbage, 3rd you aint shit yo...let's be real...you got lucky for real...all you good for is a 3 pointer if you can make one....bum ass nigga....he one of them niggas that probably still be in the hood for no reason...ol dumb ass....you some cut....and stop doin that stupid wave across your wave when you make a 3...and how dumb are you for this???



YOU'S A STUPID MOFO B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you had the nerve to come at Lebron James...nigga Lebron will fuck your shit up...Lebron will yank you, dunk on you, and block your shit!!!!! you suck!!!!!!!





PF: Kris Humphries







NOW YOU GOTTA BE THE DUMBEST NIGGA ON EARTH...you that nigga that we get on for wifing up a lil joint joint...come on son....why in the world would you marry this old "fall in love at 1st sight ass female" Kim Kardiashian...you shoulda knew what you was gettin ya self into...ol I wanna be in the spotlight ass nigga...and you some garbage...you just had your first good season last year....I know you used to be dunked on when you played for Toronto and Dallas....lets be real here...nobody gives a fuck about your life b...sit down on the bench and be wavy somewhere...Light skin pretty boy ass nigga...you and Kim probably be in the bathroom arguing over who use the mirror more...smh...but at least you beat the joint....but you aint have to wife her up like that....who tryna be Lamar Odom...S/O to Lamar and Chloe..they cool...but you know you aint shit so you was tryna get your fame somewhere else



C: Kwame Brown





FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

You don't deserve a damn thing in life b....you are the worse number 1 pick in NBA history...you set the Wizards 10 years back..you fuckin bum...I swear if I see you...Ima dunk on you...like everybody else did...I have no idea what Micheal Jordan seen in you....BUT YOU ARE SOME SHIT!!!!!! why did Golden State sign you?? SMH...they wasting money on you...Kobe said you was  scary out there....How you that big...and some garbage...I do not like you and the DMV doesnt either...you better not get caught out here yo...DC niggas gonna run up on you...and bodyslam you for wasting they time...I hope you get yammed on...and you stay missin lay-ups....AHHHHHHH....Kwame Brown...you are some shit....fuck ya life yo!!!! Stephen A. Smith said it best






Sad part about about all these Bums...they still playing...fouling out...getting dunked on...and missing lay-ups....forget these bums

Its the laid back cat chillin.....peace!!!!

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